I am: Subaru Impreza WRX STI

"shpuker" (shpuker)
12/21/2013 at 23:10 • Filed to: None

An auto-narrative piece from a Subaru Impreza WRX STI. Because I'm bored.

I am 2 and a half liters of Japanese power

I am 15psi of turbocharged testosterone

I am every 16 year old douche bag's attainable dream

I am practical

I am fast

I am beautiful

I am offensive

I can get you out of trouble just as easily as get you into trouble

I am every fathers nightmare

I am your daughters secret attraction

I am the modern day enthusiast

I am the king of rally car racing

I am the king of street racing

I am your highest highs

I am your lowest lows

I will make you question yourself

I will make you love yourself

I am the WRX STI, and I am whatever you make me.

DISCUSSION (25)

ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier > shpuker
12/21/2013 at 23:12

You are too low and not off-road!!

Party-vi > shpuker
12/21/2013 at 23:16

*2.5L of Japanese power, as the STi you posted is a North American model.

#carryon

#goodpost

shpuker > Party-vi
12/21/2013 at 23:19

Herp-der. Blonde moment. For my defense. I drive an 05 WRX which runs the 2.0

scoob > shpuker
12/21/2013 at 23:23

Oh shit.

I am a 17 year old. Idk if I'm a douchebag. But the STi is my attainable dream.

shpuker > scoob
12/21/2013 at 23:27

There are many different forms of douche bag. I'm a proud douche nozzle myself.

AM3R > shpuker
12/21/2013 at 23:58

I think all oppo members should make one about their own cars haha

shpuker > AM3R
12/22/2013 at 00:00

Hahah could get interesting.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > shpuker
12/22/2013 at 00:05

You forgot one.

I am being destroyed by hella-stance idiots.

shpuker > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
12/22/2013 at 00:08

If you're trying to say that ones stanced then I'm worried about you.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > shpuker
12/22/2013 at 00:10

I am saying too many people ruin sti and wrx's by stancing them. There are so many around me and i want to punch many of the owners

shpuker > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
12/22/2013 at 00:19

Was just trying to make sure you weren't calling the one I posted stanced. But I don't see too much of that out here. Snow keeps it away.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > shpuker
12/22/2013 at 00:53

See that is the weird thing. I live in Michigan but there are still a ton around me. Damn college town.

shpuker > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
12/22/2013 at 03:06

Ahhh lemme guess. Ann Arbor?

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > shpuker
12/22/2013 at 09:11

Actually Kalamazoo. Im a little over 10 min away from Western Michigan University.

shpuker > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
12/22/2013 at 15:14

Hell you're not far from where I'm goin to school then. Don't see any of it over in Holland.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > shpuker
12/22/2013 at 23:20

Ah nice. Hope college?

FlimFlamMan > shpuker
12/23/2013 at 00:08

That's a nice picture!

shpuker > FlimFlamMan
12/23/2013 at 00:22

I agree. Wish I took them that nice.

shpuker > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
12/23/2013 at 00:22

Bingo. It's an interesting place.

brakesnow > shpuker
12/23/2013 at 13:42

Kinja'd!!!

I am the Legacy.

I am the thinking man's STI.

I have equal performance.

I do not attract the police.

I avoid the douche nozzle stereotype.

I am much better looking.

I am also a wagon.

Kinja'd!!!

shpuker > brakesnow
12/23/2013 at 14:14

Not equal performance. Can be made close though.

brakesnow > shpuker
12/23/2013 at 14:23

Yes, not equal performance from the factory, but very close in the real world. With a few bolt ons and a spring swap(the biggest issue from the factory is the overly soft suspension's body roll), an LGT will spank an STI on the strip or the track. You even get to see the STI in the back window! (No wing obscuring your view)

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > shpuker
12/23/2013 at 22:04

Nice! I have a cousin that goes there

shpuker > brakesnow
12/23/2013 at 22:36

Hahah true enough. An exhaust and a tune does wonders on these cars. Some equal length headers and a slight turbo upgrade and you'd have an LGT running 290+ at the wheels. Talk about surprising.

shpuker > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
12/23/2013 at 22:37

Nice! Yea knowing that school I've probably run into them a time or two.